Thursday 14 May 2015

Gorilla T-shirts by The Mountain® available at Tam's Treasures Online

Myths Uncovered About Wearing Gorilla T-shirts

  • By wearing a gorilla t-shirt you will not automatically start walking hunched over with your knuckles dragging on the ground. Unless for medical reasons, anyone seen walking like this should be avoided.
  • You will not attract other gorillas to you. No, you don't have to worry about walking down your local high street and getting KO'd by a 900 pound gorilla. Not unless your high street is in the jungles of Borneo.
  • When wearing a gorilla t-shirt to casual Friday at work your co-workers will not immediately standing picking through your arm hairs looking for fleas to eat.  If they do please consider you have hygiene issues and it has nothing to do with the shirt.
  • Wearing a gorilla t-shirt will get you more dates.  This one can't be discounted. Gorillas, most especially baby gorillas are adorable. If you're wearing one on your chest and happen to be standing in a queue next to a female; there is a pretty good chance she'll comment on how cute your gorilla t-shirt is. This could create the perfect conversation leading to a date. That is if you don't act like a complete gorilla with her.
  • Bald men will grow hair when they wear a gorilla t-shirt. Untrue! You might have hairy arms like a gorilla but no it won't grow on your head by wearing one. And if your back hair is like a silverback don't ever take your t-shirt off, ever.. because that's just gross! 
  • Buying a gorilla t-shirt from Tam's Treasures is a good idea. This is not a myth it's fact. Why? because we take care of our customers, have loyalty points, offer free uk delivery and write silly blogs.


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